30 minutes of pit chicken. MOM!
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Dear Dwell,
My parents hate me! They make me keep my curly and they won’t let me use deodorant . I have to go to my friend’s house to use her stuff. They’re gross. All they give me is a crystal to
A stuck up judge hates you
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Dear Dwell,
I just got kicked off The American Idol show because no one knows how well I can sing. The judges have NO taste and are stuck up. I saw my audition on TV tonight and I’m humiliated by
My eyes were smeared with tear-free milk
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Dear Dwell,
For christmas my brother gave me a very unflattering picture of me when I was nine. It was taken after he and his friends challenged me to a chocolate milk drinking contest. I’m
Doctor, there’s a fly in my dreams
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I’ve recently retired from my medical practice. I enjoy being a doctor, but after 50 years I look forward to relaxing and pursuing my hobby of acting. In fact, I would like to move to L.
Pen the fate of all the senior citizens. Cut!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I am a full-time writer living in LA. Although I have a great home office, the only place I can work is in coffee shops. The problem is, I’m losing the ability to write original dialog,
My brown waters smell bad
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Dear Dwell,
My wife is trying to get me to stop drinking coffee. She says my teeth are getting yellow and it makes the house smell bad. She’s tried to get me to drink tea or that yerba mate stuff,
I don't like it! It smells girly!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I have money troubles. My salary is fairly high for someone without a college degree, but I have an addiction to Japanese manga. Mainly I buy action stuff like Ninja Scroll and One
I found fiesta eggs in my cracked bowl
Friday, October 19, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I have a problem with my housekeeper. For the last four years my husband and I have employed a young man from our neighborhood, who I’ll call Kevin, to clean our house once a week.
A delicate marriage to a freethinker
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I’ve lived in Winnipeg, Manitoba all my life, and I love it here. I’m also a licensed security officer for a large Canadian corporation, but my dream is to be a police officer in the U.
Would you like to buy some doll nuts?
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Dear Dwell,
I am constantly being pestered by kids to buy stuff I don’t want or need. School kids, cub scouts, campfire girls. And not just kids from my neighborhood. They’re coming from all over
The Sixty Crickets are very real and so powerful. Ask Dwell a free question and see how much more optimized you can become.
